According to a survey conducted recently, the top 15 thoughts that cross your mind during a working day are as follows..
- I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
- How do I set a laser printer to stun?
- Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
- Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
- Can I trade this job for what's behind door 1?
- I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
- Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
- Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
- A PBS mind in an MTV world.
- Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
- And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?
- You!... Off my planet!
- If I throw a stick, will you leave?
- Do I look like a people person?
- This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.