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According to a survey conducted recently, the top 15 thoughts that cross your mind during a working day are as follows..

  1. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

  2. How do I set a laser printer to stun?

  3. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

  4. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

  5. Can I trade this job for what's behind door 1?

  6. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

  7. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.

  8. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

  9. A PBS mind in an MTV world.

  10. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

  11. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?

  12. You!... Off my planet!

  13. If I throw a stick, will you leave?

  14. Do I look like a people person?

  15. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.